Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-25828117-20160902215054/@comment-25828117-20170811003240

"By the way, these pickles. If you've ever got trouble pooping. These things are great laxatives."

"I had this problem, a few months back where my poo would come out like small pebbles. Really slowly and it hurt. But after trying these it just gushed out. Never shat so good in my life."

The shopkeeper laughed wholesomely.

"Be careful though. It has a tendency to just spring on you. And once the pickle has its talons into you, it won't let go for a good few hours."