Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-3293219-20160821183505/@comment-3293219-20160824232800

McGill activated his pipboy, listening out for the news...

"It's that time of the week folks! Where you, the viewers, write in to share your thoughts and ask for ole Pierce's guidance...

Our first letter comes from Darren, who says:

Dear Pierce

''I hired a prostitute last wednesday and woke up to find that I had some sort of strange growth on my testicles. I can't decide it it's some sort of super wart or if I've somehow grown a third nad, what do I do?''

''Well, Darren. That is quite the pickle. My first bit of advice would be to stay away from Wasteland Prostitutes from now on, I'd also go down to see the nearest thing you have to a doctor and get that checked out.''

''I hope it goes well for you man, if it is a third nad, maybe some good will come out of it? Who knows?''

Our second letter comes from Cindy, who says...

Dear Pierce

If I freeze an icicle into the shape of a knife and then use it to stab my husband, is that murder?

Yes

Yes it is

''Look, if you and your husband are having issues, you should probably talk them out or go and see a marriage councillor and if that doesn't work, just leave one another! Don't kill the guy, we've got enough death in the uncivilized world!''

''Right, erm... Our last letter comes from a guy named Jeremy, who says...''

Dear Pierce

I want to begin by saying that I'm a huge fan of your show, I listen to it all the time whilst working and I love your voice.

Aww, Jeremy, you flatter me.

Anyway, Jeremy wants to know if joining the Copper Toes will allow him to have more than one wife as he heard a rumour that it would.

Jeremy, I think you're confusing the Copper Toes with Mormons and being able to marry multiple women isn't really the best foundation for joining a religion.

''Out here in the wastes, there aren't any laws. You can have as many wives as you want! So long as your current wife is cool with it...''

''These were some... interesting letters, thanks for sending them in loyal listeners."''

The song: Who's afraid of the  Big Bad Wolf? began to play through the speaker as McGill began his journey, it took around twenty minutes to walk to Vault 56, giving the group over 6 hours of daylight.

Meanwhile, back at base, breakfasts were served, taking 5 pieces of food from the stockroom.

The Vault became visible to the group, not long after they arrived in the area, it was apparently built inside a construction site...

"Well, it looks... Quaint." McGill shrugged, tossing his empty cheesy poof bag to the side.