Some Thing

Some Thing is a weird creature that wanders around, looking for purpose and sustanence. It collects plastic dolls and teddybears to grow its malicia, Hippies Hips.

Background
Some Thing has no identity of its own, no roots and no purpose. It just wanders around, aimlessly, trying to find a point to its otherwise drab and meaningless existence.

It has no memory of what its human self was and no identity of its own, now. All it can do is be a minor annoyance, until some kind soul puts it out of its misery.

It wants to be a big, bad raider boss. So it 'recruits' plastic babies and teddy bears, to recruit into its sad little army.

This pathetic being sometimes walks into town and does something minorly stupid and annoying, which is more embarassing to it, than anyone in the town. It has been known to defecate in the well or insult random people. Anyone who asks him what the fuck it is doing with its sad life gets ignored as he wanders off in his perminent state of delusion.

Some Thing also thinks that he is funny, though he isn't. Some people laugh at his jokes in an attempt to make him feel better. He likes to act 'random' and make a complete ass of himself, to earn himself some form of infamy but in reality, the world would just prefer it if he fucked off twice.