Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-3293219-20160827194211/@comment-3293219-20160901120452

"Good morning Denver!

''At least I hope it's a good morning, for me it never really is as I don't get any daylight. Except for this tiny little crack in my ceiling... I should probably patch that up.''

Anyway, time for a bit of news...

''Apparently there's been some sighting from various scavengers and traders of robots, wandering around Denver. I'm surprised that the dogs haven't had 'em yet but apparently these robots just wander around and swear at people.''

''No, really... They aren't dangerous, from what I can tell, though I wouldn't go out and test that theory.''

''They're apparently wandering around effin' and blindin' at anyone willing to pass them by, which is a bit strange but... well? Who knows? Maybe they're part of some big plan or maybe they're the result of a raider with too much time on his hands.''

Either way, they're uncouth as shit, so I don't like them at all good sir.

...

Well, anyway, time for some music.

Time to harp back to a nostalgic time where all we had to worry about was Joe Stalin and we didn't even have to worry about him, because he's dead.

This is Ray Anderson with 'Joe Stalin Kicked the Bucket.'"