Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-3293219-20170429233152/@comment-24510587-20170512200047

"Think hard, this is very important," Wilkes said.

"Was there ever a time when you woke up and, I dunno, your crotch was inexplicably... moist..."

The sergeant fell silent, and made a facial expression that looked as if he just had a terrible revelation.

"...shit."

Without another word or even so much as a look at Maxim, he turned around and legged it to the wall.