Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-3293219-20151228164805/@comment-5543592-20151230204718

"You think you're something, Pinocchio?" The Boss sat back, looking down at his smart watch. "I once used defibrillators on myself.  I've put shards of glass in my fuckin' eye.  I've jumped from a high-rise building using only a raincoat as a parachute and broke both legs upon landing- I still had to pretend I was in a fucking Cirque du Soleil show!"