|"I will NOT wear a thong!" —Shills
This user is strongly opposed to the idea of ever wearing a thong, finding the subject to be downright degrading and will thus refuse to speak of it further.
Hello, I am Shille, an admin here at the Gravel Pit (which I guess is a play on the term "sandbox"). I'm happy to help in anything you might need, just post questions or whatever on my talkpage, or catch me in chat.
A little humor:
Mrs. Donovan went to the confessional, and was about to start, when she noticed an unfamiliar face behind the shutter.
"You're not Father Geary. What are you doing here?"
"I'm the furniture polisher, ma'am."
"Well, where is Father Geary?"
"I couldn't tell you, but if he's heard anything like the stories I'm listening to, he's gone to the police."